6 Hilarious Amazon product reviews
Whilst the feedback section on Amazon is usually the place most people visit to ensure that what they are buying is good quality and that the seller is reputable, at times there are some pieces of feedback that can’t help but put a smile on your face. We have compiled a few of the funniest amazon reviews into one list for you.
1. How To Avoid Huge Ships
“I live near a park and frequently walk around the local area. Given the amount of dog mess that is on the pavements I thought this book would be the ideal read to stop me having to scrape my shoes on the grass before going home. It was only after it arrived that I looked closely at the title and realised it said ‘How to Avoid Huge SHIPS’. A simple error that means I am still treading on massive examples of canine excrement. Having said that, I read the book anyway, and I’m pleased to say I’m not even having near misses with huge ships anymore. No sir, they aint getting anywhere near me!”
2. Uranium Ore
“Excellent stuff! I was getting so fed up of not being able to spot my kids in the dark i.e. picking them up from parties, concerts etc. A quick rub down with this and voila! A lovely healthy green glow, unmissable in poor lighting!”
3. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
“I cut a banana with a knife yesterday and I felt so worn out and lethargic. Banana slicing the old fashioned way can really wear a person out. Luckily I have the worlds greatest BFF who knew just what I needed and bought me the slicer! I actually have enough energy now to eat my banana after I slice it! Great friend, must have product!”
4. Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz
“Today is Valentine’s Day and I hoped that a little splash of this would drive my lady wild. But alas… I sleep alone again. Also I keep hearing all this howling outside my bedroom.”
5. Rasta Imposta 9741 Milk Carton Hat
“Those of you who follow my reviews know that I have a fondness for classy headware. When I go out to the discos, I like to be looking my best and I needed a hat that would go nicely with my white Saturday Night Fever style leisure suit. The Milk Carton Hood Adult Hat looked promising. I have a silk shirt that perfectly matches the blue writing on the carton and alot of ladies have told me that when I combine the Milk Carton Hood Adult Hat with that particular shirt, it really draws attention to my “pretty blue eyes” (blush). A hat like this exudes confidence. It says “Hey ladies… I’m different… I have my OWN type of swagger…” For the finely appointed gentleman, this hat will make a classy addition to your hat collection.”
6. Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen, Medium Point, Black
“While this pen is functional and easy to use, a downside is it only supports one default font (that appears to be user specific?). I have tried multiple times to access Helvetica, Times New Roman, Impact etc. to no avail… I don’t even see any input buttons.
The default font is pretty shoddy looking, resembling Comic Sans.
An update would be appreciated Bic!”