Weird and wonderful listings on eBay

Weird and wonderful listings on eBay

You can find anything and everything on eBay and since it’s Friday Fun-Day, I’ve compiled a list of the most weird and wonderful (and mundane) posts I could find currently on the site! Strangely enough, none of them came from the “Weird” category but some of them had an unexpectedly high number of watchers. So be quick – you could still make it in time to bid!

You get some weird stuff on eBay. Like mummified chicken claws.
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And poor Herman!
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…But at least he isn’t a shoulder bag!
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Maybe Mittens got Herman, he looks predatory.
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Or Mini-Mittens. He’s a scary beast.
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But not as scary as Mr Clappy, the haunted toy clown…
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Or his Mrs, Tina.
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You should see how he got to date her:
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You should see what happened to poor Charlotte though…
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…Someone got her with a Voodoo hex…
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My theory? It was whoever used this:
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Only Sage Holy Water can protect from those guys!
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Yetti DNA has also been found to help repel the occult.
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I carry mine in this.

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All this evil is making me hungry.
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But not for this…

Unicorn Meat
Now I’m fed I can start my crafts. I make math genius charms. Cos I’m a genius.
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When I’m not crafting with loo rolls…
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Or pinecones. BUT only if they’re GENUINE CROATIAN pinecones.
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I don’t waste my money…
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Like I said, I’m a clever chap!
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Josie Grant

Josie is Head of Partnerships at XSellco, a rapidly growing SaaS company that provides solutions to the eCommerce community. Having also previously worked as Head of Customer Success, Josie provides sellers with proven, practical tips on Amazon repricing, multichannel customer support and feedback maximisation.

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