You can find anything and everything on eBay and since it’s Friday Fun-Day, I’ve compiled a list of the weirdest things on eBay I could find! Strangely enough, none of them came from the “Weird” category but some of them had an unexpectedly high number of watchers. So be quick – you could still make it in time to bid!
You get some weird stuff on eBay. Like mummified chicken claws.
And poor Herman!
…But at least he isn’t a shoulder bag!
Maybe Mittens got Herman, he looks predatory.
Or Mini-Mittens. He’s a scary beast.
But not as scary as Mr Clappy, the haunted toy clown…
Or his Mrs, Tina.
You should see how he got to date her:
You should see what happened to poor Charlotte though…
…Someone got her with a Voodoo hex…
My theory? It was whoever used this:
Only Sage Holy Water can protect from those guys!
Yetti DNA has also been found to help repel the occult.
I carry mine in this.
All this evil is making me hungry.
But not for this…
Now I’m fed I can start my crafts. I make math genius charms. Cos I’m a genius.
When I’m not crafting with loo rolls…
Or pinecones. BUT only if they’re GENUINE CROATIAN pinecones.
I don’t waste my money…
Like I said, I’m a clever chap!